ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mistakes were made.
The Notes app has never once said by whom.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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