ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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