ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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