ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the mortgage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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