ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
It also means six people are ready to blame you. In writing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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