ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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