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You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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