ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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