ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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