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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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