ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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