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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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