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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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