ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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