ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
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- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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