ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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