ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
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- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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