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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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