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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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