ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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