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There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
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- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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