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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 1 JANUARY 1990
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
  2. You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
  3. Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
  4. You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
  5. Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
  6. You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
  7. When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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