ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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