ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Inside every older person is a younger person.
The younger person is furious about the knees.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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