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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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