ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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