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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 27 FEBRUARY 1990
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
  2. "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
  3. You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
  4. You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
  5. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  6. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  7. You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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