ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They say sweat is weakness leaving the body.
Yours has decided to stay.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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