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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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