ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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