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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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