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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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