ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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