ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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