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ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED

DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 30 MARCH 1990
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
  2. You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
  3. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  4. Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
  5. Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
  6. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  7. You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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