ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years.
You're the phase they'll describe to a therapist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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