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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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