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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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