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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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