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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
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- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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