ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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