ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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