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Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
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- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
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