ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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