ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "5-year plan".
It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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