ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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