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The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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