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You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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