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SUNDAY, 17 FEBRUARY 1991
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
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