ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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